Turkey Day Massacre

I wake up and look around. I feel like I'm in a desert.. It is so hot. I feel my skin bubbling up. I sit up and push my way out of the hot box that I'm in. There's a woman standing across the room. She is mixing something up in a bowl. I make a run for it. She notices me and starts chasing me. Out of no where comes a dog and he is huge.... He picks me up in his mouth and runs outside with me. This is farther than I have ever traveled before I think. At the factory, they pumped us with growth hormones and gave us a tiny box to live in. We had no room to move. I feel even worse for the hens. They had less space and there were more of them. They had to push out an egg every day. If they did not after three days, they were taken away. My friend Selina from across the row was taken. I never saw her again. The dog throws me in the creek and I am instantly cold. I can feel my body go into shock and I start to die. Maybe I will finally see Selina again.

On my ipod

I have no space left on my iphone. All 32 gigs are filled with music. I worked it out and I have spent roughly a thousand dollars on music. I have a few soundtracks that I'll be honest, I do not really listen to anymore. I still listen to the soundtrack to Chicago on my iphone and my spotify on my android. I love that movie.. It is a total guilty pleasure. I honestly hate that I was such a preppy tween. I listened to whiny Bieber and sad Selena. I kept up with the celebrity gossip even though I acted like I did not.

Square Up

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY SEASON 4 AND THE SAW MOVIES


So if I had to choose two villains to fight each other, I would choose Jigsaw from the Saw movies and Dandy Mott from AHS. Both equally crazy. Both equally intelligent. I love Jigsaw but I also love Dandy. Dandy is a psychopath. He kills people with the evil clown, Twisty, that terrorizes Jupiter, Florida. After Twisty dies, Dandy takes over and starts killing people as he is messed up in the head. It is confirmed later that his mother married a second or third cousin to keep the money in the family. This is probably why Dandy has signs of being a sociopath. Jigsaw is a killer that never actually kills his victims. He kidnaps them and puts them into situations that gets them killed, however, if they escape, they are free to go. He's a brilliant killer. I would love to see Dandy and Jigsaw duke it out. I personally think that it would be a long drawn out battle and just like Batman Vs. Superman, nobody will win.

The Eternal Question

The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. Plain and simple. He wanted to go across the road. He has been trying for years but someone always stops him and asks why he is crossing the road. In his opinion it has gotten old and annoying. He does not understand why everyone stops him. All he wants to do is get to the other side of the road. He does not even know why really. As they say, the grass over there always seems greener. Someday he may get there. Who knows? Maybe he will get hit by a car and then everyone will stop asking him why he is trying to cross the road.

Top Ten

So I'm gonna do my top ten favorite movies because Hudson got me on a movie kick with our creative writing blog. Thanks a lot Hudson...

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. We Need to Talk About Kevin
4. Nightmare Before Christmas
5. All the Harry Potter movies
6. Paranorman
7. Corpse Bride
8. Deadpool
9. Suicide Squad
10. Perks of Being A Wallflower

I love all of these movies. And yes. All of the Harry Potter movies count as one because it is all one story. The list is by no means in order. The Perks of Being A Wallflower is one of my favorite movies. Also one of my favorite books of all time. Another one of my favorite book to movies is We Need to Talk About Kevin. That is a fun story. It's about a kid who is basically a sociopath. When he was a junior or senior in high school, he went on a school massacre with the bow and arrows that his father got for him. I love Pulp Fiction though. It is my favorite movie of all time. Tarantino is an amazing director and quite funny. He has a dry sense of humor but I find it very funny. It is one of those hit or miss movies. You either love it or you hate it. No in between.